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Calling all aliens: humanity got you down? Heat got you wishing you were rather on Europa? Come unwind at Astral Outpost: your slice of outer space in the desert. We have artisanal snow cone flavors imported directly from Andromeda, and an interstellar obstacle course that will bring you back to your Kessel Run days. Open from 3pm to 6pm Earth Time, Tuesday to Friday. Strictly no humans allowed. Trespassers may be probed.