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Curmudgeon celebration full of know it all veterans berating virgins. Are you a clueless noob in need of some harsh & dusty love? We'll fuck your burn!
Have a lawn or chair, come bring it and yell at people to Get off my feckin lawn!!
Let your inner Curmudgeonly noodle flag fly in our "must be this many burns deep to play with us" celebration, all the best and worst of the online burner forums brought to life in a deliciously entertaining noodle bowl. No noodles were harmed in the making. Virgins are welcome with vodka sauce well dusted with cheese served on a platter to be berated with all the the noodly love of an anaconda