Date and Time:

Saturday, September 3rd, 2022, 11:30 AM – 12:30 PM

Type:

Gathering/Party

Located at Camp:

The 69th Precinct

Location:

Description:

The 69th Precinct is recruiting new members that wanna infiltrate Black Rock City's Police Farce. On the job experiential training provided on all our operational shenanigans. Oral Health Benefits Provided.
Min Requirements: Mustache
Min Education:10 Principles.
Positions available: 69
We mustache you some questions...Tired of sucking dirty dick, too much playa in that puss, soup to thick? Arriving applicants will receive a free oral care device. Free dick brooms, womb brooms and soup sieves provided for those with no upper lip protection. Beverages provided in your new hands-free cup with drip proof lid to the first 100 applicants. Stay until the end and earn a Coconut oil rub down by our TWAT Team**

**there's a catch.