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Where is dust frum? Don’t know? Ask a Ranger. They look awfully suspicious (if you ask us) like a veritable cargo cult of dust. It’s a fool’s errand to get the dust off them, but we try every year anyway. You too can be one of the sexiest clean freaks on the playa. Rendezvous with us! Please bring: non-feather dusters, rags, dustbusters, service carts, vacuums, white gloves, latex gloves, enema kits, lube, any other useful cleaning equipment, and your worst possible French accent. On Thursday at 2:00 pm we meet at 3 O’Clock and Esplanade then dust our way through every filthy, nasty camp on our march toward that dust bucket known as Center Camp Café, liberate them from their dusty oppression, and celebrate our triumph!