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French Maids have become indispensable to the spiritual progress of Black Rock City, no more so than in 2017 with the unprecedented proliferation of altars, most of which have ceased to function properly. Reports have come in that these altars are of no spiritual benefit whatsoever. In fact, the consensus among the BMOrg is that the spiritual growth of Burning Man has somehow been stunted. It’s been scientifically proven that the spiritual efficacy of altars is greatly diminished by even trivial amounts of dust. Fortunately, the French Maid Brigade, summoned to task by the BMOrg, is on hand to correct this situation. No matter how much dust your radical ritual kicks up, French Maids will be there to ensure a spiritual journey unencumbered by dust.

Rendezvous with us! You too can be one of the sexiest clean freaks on the playa—please bring: feather dusters, rags, dustbusters, service carts, vacuums, white gloves, latex gloves, enema kits, lube, and any other useful cleaning equipment. Join us in uniform with your surly attitude and worst possible French accent.

On Thursday at 2:00 pm we meet at 3 O’Clock and Esplanade then dust our way through every filthy, nasty camp on our march toward that dust bucket known as Center Camp Café, liberate them from their dusty oppression, and celebrate our triumph!