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Oui, Black Rock City is now a metropolis, but despite all zee efforts of zee ingenious DPW and zee prostrations of zee Black Rock Rangers, it’s still dusty here. Zee role of zee French Maid is still as vitally important as ever. Join Black Rock's favorite team of sexy, clean freaks: we expect to see you in uniform. Please bring: non-feather dusters, rags, dustbusters, service carts, vacuums, white gloves, latex gloves, enema kits, lube, any other useful cleaning equipment, and your worst possible French accent. We meet at 3 O’Clock and Esplanade then dust our way through every filthy, nasty camp on our march toward zhat dust bucket known as Center Camp Café, liberate them from their dusty oppression, and celebrate our triumph!