Educated Voter Party

Date and Time:
Saturday, September 2nd, 2017, 4 PM – 6 PM
Type:
Gathering/Party
Location:
The Shallow End

Description:

The voter education bar entices you to discover the shock of voting and drinking. We provide voting booths at our camp's center where venerated voters of voting age can participate in our ritually shocking vote for the adorably deplorable oxymoronic issue of the day. Cheered on by the adorably deplorable and your cohort, you and a partner lime-wedge-spoon race your way through hugging news-booths flashing radically contradictory headlines. The final shocking voting ritual ceremony opens the gates to the educated voter bar where you may exchange your “I voted” sticker for a revitalizing beverage - shaken, not stirred. Squeeze your race lime-wedge (into your drink), bond (with others, not your drink) over your newly re-educated views on the issue of the day. Enjoy the soft soothing music, and become one of the increasingly deplorable adorables as you cheer on the next set of participants. Lie back in shaded comfort, relax; cheers! You voted, and you deserve a drink.