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Sometime you gotta class things up bit. That’s why the Funky Monkeys are bringing the 1st annual White Trash Wednesday! An elegant affair for only the finest. Join us all day as we celebrate all the things that make trashy so damn classy. Cheap beer tastings, wife beaters, and bologna. Music from all the classic composers like Lynard Skynard, and Insane Clown Posse. Bar room dancing and classic games like “YOU honk, WE drink” and the party favorite, “Dildos in the outfield.” Be sure to wear your sunscreen and come have a trashy good time. Like an aristocrat!