Monkey Wrench Station

Dates and Times:
Monday, August 27th, 2018, 10 AM – 12 PM
Wednesday, August 29th, 2018, 10 AM – 12 PM
Friday, August 31st, 2018, 10 AM – 12 PM
Self Care
Located at Camp:
Simian Akademy
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Bike broken and nowhere to turn? Well, you may be 'all thumbs' but if at least two are opposable, we can help you fix it! (And if not, we'll help you break it altogether!)

Here at Simian Akademy, our mission is to help you gain the skills necessary to adapt to today's dynamic, ever-changing playa environment. Our dedicated team of trained monkeys will show you where it goes and how to work it. If a trained monkey can do it, you can too!

Come throw the 'Die of Fortune' to decide your fate: Fix It, Break It, Camp Chore, Sparkle Pony Watering Trough, Dome of Despair, Monkey Drag Race... only the Hand of Fate knows the outcome!