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Need a break from the untz untz untz? If only there were some robots willing to serve your precious human heart and fragile human gullet with warm songs and even warmer teas.

Travel deep into the playa looking for....is that..a cafe? Is that a mirage? Does it matter?

We may or may not be figments of your weary mind, but we are ready to serve you matcha, various other teas, pastries, hookah, and Turkish coffees while you lay back and listen to live tunes by musically programmed robots.

Harnessing the power of sophisticated deep learning methods, some of our robots are equipped with highly accurate image recognition abilities, allowing them to read your muddy coffee grounds and predict your dusty future.

So come lounge with us. We've made you a reservation..