Description:

Wake up! There’s work to be done! We dream of a playa devoid of dust. We are the French Maid Brigade and are officially recruiting you for duty.

You too can become one of the sexiest clean freaks on the Playa—please bring: feather dusters, rags, dustbusters, service carts, vacuums, white gloves, latex gloves, enema kits, lube, and any other useful cleaning equipment. Join us in uniform with your surly attitude and worst possible French accent.

On Thursday at 2:00 pm we meet at 3 O’Clock and Esplanade then dust our way through every filthy, nasty camp on our march toward that dust bucket known as Center Camp, liberate them from their dusty oppression, and celebrate our triumph!

Uniforms are available for borrow at Hippocampus (location TBD) starting at noon.