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French society is zhe most evolved culture in zee world. And zhe most evolved part of zhis culture is zhe French Maid. It is what makes French society what it is: dust free. Zhat is why Le Consulat Général de France à Black Rock City have sponsored zhe French Maid Brigade Parade: to liberate zhe good citizens of Black Rock from zhe oppression of dust and advance zhe evolution of Burning Man. If you have a uniform, you are invited to join us! Please bring: non-feather dusters, rags, dustbusters, service carts, vacuums, white gloves, latex gloves, enema kits, lube, any other useful cleaning equipment, and your worst possible French accent. We meet at 3 O’Clock and Esplanade then dust our way through every filthy, nasty camp on our march toward zhat dust bucket known as Center Camp Café, liberate them from their dusty oppression, and celebrate our triumph!