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Welcome to zee 10th Annual French Maid Brigade Parade. Being our 10th year, this is a rite of passage for us. We are proud to serve zee citizens of La Cité de Roches Noires and keep them free from the oppression of dust. Come celebrate with us and join Black Rock's favorite team of sexy, clean freaks: we expect to see you in uniform. This will be an extra special year of dusting. Please bring: non-feather dusters, rags, dustbusters, service carts, vacuums, white gloves, latex gloves, enema kits, lube, any other useful cleaning equipment, and your worst possible French accent. We meet at 3 O’Clock and Esplanade then dust our way through every filthy, nasty camp on our march toward zhat dust bucket known as Center Camp Café, liberate them from their dusty oppression, and celebrate our triumph!